Guitarwarp has had several men come forward in the last 24 hours with accusations of sexual harassment against Sharon Bialek.
The men, who remain anonymous, insist that she was in a position to offer them a job cleaning her pool at her residence. When they arrived she tried to rape them. Since there are three men making this accusation, clearly is it true.
When asked why the they waited so long to come forward, one of the men explained, "we didn't have a cash incentive until now."
"It seemed like an over and done with thing, and just move on," said one of the three. But when they saw that Sharon was now seeking big money herself, they realized they too could cash in, so now they are coming forward.
One of the men, we will call "Edward," says that they have as much evidence against Sharon Bialek as she has against Herman Cain. And because there are three of them, actually they have three times the evidence.
Guitarwarp is withholding the identities of these anonymous accusers of Sharon Bialek, but the reader can rest assured that they are all genuine because I report it as such. Yes, I may not have a fancy global news network behind me, but what does that matter? I am using the same methods to verify claims before rushing them out in public.
But, in case this is not accurate, I will retract it in an obscure posting to an obscure web site that prevents Google's spider from crawling it.